Whenever Chloe toots, this is how our conversation goes.

Chloe: “Shoo.”
Me: “Did you toot?”
Chloe: “Ya.” (the girl has no shame about this)
Me: “Did it stink?”
Chloe: “No. [It smells like] flowers.”

Whenever I toot (which really is hardly ever, never…), this is how our conversation goes.

Chloe: “Shoo.”
Me: “Yes, mommy tooted. Does it smell like flowers?”
Chloe: “No. Shoooo-eeee!”

Love our baby girl.